- friend: do you want to hang out?
- me: i have to ask my mom
- me: *doesn't ask mom*
- me: she said no
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
“i need a boyfriend” i say while sitting here in my pajamas eating a snickers bar and crying over a tv show
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
- Normal teenager: sneaking out of the house at 1 AM
- Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1 AM
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009