“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
Not on drugs
Never been in legal trouble
Not an alcoholic
Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
I FUCKING HATE GROUP PROJECTS WITH ALL MY HEART
Found out I’m the Foul Bachelorette Frog meme.
I have literally done all of those things at some point in my life!
*cha cha dances away from emotional attachment*