napoleonbonerhard:

so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything 

(via mcdonalds-chickenstrips)

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(via caityycatt)

pizz4s:

*starts flirting* so what do you think about socks

(via chrisespine)

When people ask me what I’m going to do after college.

itsashamlife:

• when you start liking someone: ah fuck

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

(via howtosavelifes)

gentlemancrow:

Yes hello I have tried out adulthood and I have found it’s not really working out for me is it possible to get a refund

(via caityycatt)